While most were enjoying Easter on the 31st of March, North Korea had sent it's first nuclear bomb into space and had hit Pearl Harbor leaving millions dead and thousands radioactive. All radioactive survivors have been brought to an underground hidden base in Central America for limb testing. The United States and North Korea are now at war. The United Nations have agreed to back the United States in "Sinking" North Korea. Every nation within the United Nations will have their turn on carpet bombing North Korea. United Nation officials said they are going to take this like they would a birthday party... "Pinata". Every nation bombing North Korea will get to pick a straw and whoever gets the longest gets to go first and the order continues from longest to shortest. Whoever deals the winning blow gets North Korea though. The United Nations are not worried about civilians because the United States have already air-shipped all of them out while North Korea's entire army patrolled the nation's borders. The civilians will be used as replacements for the loss in Pearl Harbor. Instead of sending all the civilians to Pearl Harbor now since all the Hawaiian volcanoes have erupted, the United States will send them and provide them with jobs at the Canadian border. The United States fears Canada may harbor North Korean officials whom have fled from North Korea and want to use the citizens from North Korea to spot all the corrupted North Korean officials. Every North Korean citizen whom spots another North Korean that isn't friendly will get a home fresh from the new home factory started in Door County Wisconsin.
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